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Being single doesn`t necessarily mean you`re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart. ♥
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That akward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and its not them.
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[w]onderful. [e]xiting. [i]ndependent. [r]eal. [d]ifferent. LIKE If you`re weird. :`)
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Teacher: What`s the chemical formula for water? Student: H I J K L M N O! Teacher: What? Student: You said it`s H to O. :)
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You are a 9.999. Well, you`d be a perfect 10 if you were with me
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I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them.
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Secretly hoping to find money in vending machines.(:
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The truth is, friends can hurt you much more than your enemies ever could. So be aware of your friends, but not your haters
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My room is not messy. It`s an obstacle course designed by me to keep me fit ;).
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girls dictionary: Go away= I need a hug;I already have a bf= I dont, ur so ugly;Im busy= I wanna see how u make an effort
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