Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
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Facebook status
Dear Me. You`re the sexiest thing that has ever walked this earth. Love, me.
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Hi,my name is _________ and I`m a likeoholic.
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Guy: I have two words Girl: What are they? Guy: I love you. Girl: But that`s three words.. Guy: no, because you and I count as one. <3
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LIKE If cleaning your room used to mean shoving everything under your bed or in your closet
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Girls give & forgive. Boys get & forget.
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I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago.
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Sometimes, I wish you`d pay more attention to my favorite songs because the lyrics sing words I`m too scared to say
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happiness consists of a solid faith,good health,and a bad memory.
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If your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
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