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dont worry , be happy ♥
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Like if u think I have issues!! :)
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Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you`ll be disconnected!
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Bruises: 5% try & remember how they got it; 4% dont realize they have it; 90% poke it & see how much it hurt; The other 1% does all 3
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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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Dear Cupid, next time shoot us both ? - Love, hopeless girl whose wanting to be fallen love by her crush.
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Dear Teachers, If the Bell doesn`t dismiss me, then the Bell doesn`t decide when I arrive ;)
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