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It feels like when Im in a bad mood; everyone else Is in a good mood and when Im in a good mood everyone is In in a bad mood
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Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn`t work if you`re not on the same page.
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You taught me to fall but didn`t teach me to stand up again.
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LIKE if you can say "hello" in more than one language!
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Everybody`s online, except the one you actually want.
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Music is like wind. We can`t see it but we`re all touched when we listen.
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if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)
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LIKE if you can`t tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
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*you have 1 notification* Me:"excited" clicks *Someone has sent you request in a game *Me: =.=
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Is it just me or whenever you pull out a pack of gum everyone is suddenly your friend?
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