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Nobody can make you happy until you`re happy with yourself first.
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I`m honestly the best person you`ll ever meet. I`m amazing. My future husband doesn`t even deserve me. I already want a divorce.
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"Doing your best is more important than being your best." - Shannon Miller
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2012: Angry Birds
2013: Candy Crush
2014: Flappy Bird
2015: CHOCO BLOCKS
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If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon?

The Elemelons.
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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
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As soon as you think "maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow" you`ve already lost.
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seeing a guy walk around with flowers in his hands is so adorable cause you just know he`s gonna be making a girl happy
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I`ll probably third wheel at my own wedding
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hey little puppy! *throws stick* fetch!!

*he slowly walks towards me*

*whispers in my ear*

"stop trying to make "fetch" happen"
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