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If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you dont start the conversation, we wont talk. If you don`t put in the effort, why should I?

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you`re shopping, and when you`re almost near the cashier, they`re not even back yet.

I like turtles because they`re so chill. They don`t hurt anyone. They`re just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I`m gonna take my time getting there, I`m not in a rush. Because I`m a turtle."

You don`t always get what you want, but in time, you`ll have everything you`ve ever needed.

I did it on my bed... I did it on the couch... I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. ;)

When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because `Stressed` spelled backwards is `Desserts` :)

people need to stop judging other people and just look in the mirror

Girls, when a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy (:

I hate texting you first, because it feels like I`m annoying you.