A normal person prays 2 GOD "Don`t give me Problems".. But a Great person prays to GOD "Give me the Power to face Problems."
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My wife said "Honey, take me someplace expensive." I took her to the gas station!
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"Be a rainbow in someone else`s cloud." ~Maya Angelou
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Looking cute in the mirror but when you take a picture, you think "What the F!"
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Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and each other. If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked.
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I`m officially pirate!;) Arr...
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Meowig back at a cat when it meows at you
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Age is just a number. Yeah? Jail is just a room
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I hate when I lose my mom in the store and I look like an idiot trying to find her.
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I stay up late every night, and realize it`s a bad idea every morning.
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