Hey, Remember When I Told You Not To Tell Anyone? Thanks For Doing The Exact Opposite...
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Facebook status
"Hey mom, can I ...?"... "No"... "But mom please .."..."No"... "Hey dad..."
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Behind every succesful man there is a women;so dont waste time in studies .....just find a women
-Erica
I can`t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..
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Unplanned moments are always better then the planned ones!
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Home is where you can say anything you like `cause nobody listens to you anyway ;)
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I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well thats what M.O.M stands for"
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I hate it when people go offline when u`re typing!!
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Getting texts and thinking how do i reply to that
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Facebook is my mouth. YouTube is my ears. Twitter is my heart.
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