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3 Main Reasons A girl Will Stop texting back:
1) You said something that pissed her off
2) YOu just started 2 get boring
3) She just fell asleep.
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LIKE If u have that one Person That Is The Reason For All The Love Songs On Your Ipod
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How I can remember a song from when I was 8, but i can`t remember for the life of me, why I went into the kitchen!
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If I was a bird,I know who I`d sh●t on first.(;
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AwesoMe ends with Me and Ugly starts with U ;)
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"awhh. u have grown so much! i remember when u were just a little babyy!" "who are u!?"
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``MOM! i can`t find it`` `` if i come up there and i`ll see it.. you`re dead`` ```...found it.."
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Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. Love, WikiLeaks
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I am sooo excited for school to start again!! *School starts* I hate school.
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Oh, I see you`re playing hard to get. I`m gonna play walk away.
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