Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
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we all have that bestfriend who we greet with an insult.:)
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Everything`s funnier when you`re not allowed to laugh.
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Passing gum in school like its a drug deal.
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One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching!
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Stupid people are awesome, they make life interesting.. :)
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LIKE if your birthday is on the same day u were born :D
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Watching A Horror Movie.. *** 2 hours later... ``Dude, Walk Me To The Bathroom..`
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Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I`m perfect.
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is watching the Super Bowl for the commercials!
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