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I hate when people tYp3 LyK tHi5
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The rejected feeling when you call your pet and it turns around and walks away
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nobodys perfect, so dont expect them to be
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Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them.
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Being single doesn`t necessarily mean you`re available.
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I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conversation alive.
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I play a song, no one likes it. Two months later, they all love it. Grrrrr.
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L.....wait for it......IKE! :)
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I hate when my mind won`t shut up when im trying to sleep!
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Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep!
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