Your real friends write on your Facebook wall when its Not Your Birthday.
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Facebook status
is trying to figure out why he joined the gym when we have Photoshop.
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The only thing worse than awkward silence, is when that silence is broken by an awkward "Soooo anyways."
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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Screw you recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
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Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
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I always feel like I just passed my "Best If Used By" date.
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♥℘.s. Æ ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ♥
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Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home.
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# Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?
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