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Dont make me use my CAPS LOCK!

No I didn’t trip… The floor looked like it needed a hug. :)

The ridiculous email addresses you make when your 8 and continue to use.

That’s it i’m logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification!

Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again!!

That point in an argument when you realize you’re wrong :(

I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I’m older, it sucks.

press F13……. like if you laughed ;)

that akward moment when you think someone is waving at you in the hall, so you wave back, then they are actually waving at the person behind you, so you pretend you waving at someone else or just walk away feeling like an idiot!

When you accidently sit on your remote, and the subtitles come on! so u spend the next hour trying to figure out how to get it off, but when you give up and your just messing around you suddenly find the button to turn it off!