Facebook status

Texting someone who is sitting right next to you.
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laughing hysterically for half an hour then not remembering why you started in the first place!
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like if writing “smile” on a piece of paper actually makes you smile. :)
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don’t mean to brag but my mum said I was the coolest person ever
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I remember when Blackberry’s and apple’s were just fruit! :)
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being on facebook with nothing better to do so you just like random “likes” and blow peoples wall up
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Always single, never alone! :)
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Hates a strong word….Yeah, thats why I used it.
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Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you … with my shoe …good spider
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How when your sitting in class and the teacher calls on you and asks what the answer is, and you just sit there with a blank look on your face in dead silence !!
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