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When someone says to me "I hate you." I automatically respond "I love you too."
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Rawr means I love you in dinosaur
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Finding money in your pocket that you forgot you left in there.
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Making the first point on my TO-DO list "Make TO-DO list"
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Why do guys cheat on PRETTY girls with UGLY girls?
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Drunk people trying to convince you they are sober.
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The Awkward moment when you get no likes so you delete your post :/
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Yeah, you look alright...from a distance...at night...behind a wall :)
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Tell me what you think, cause I`m no mind reader!!
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Loved you once, love you still, always have, always will
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