Facebook status

"Send me a random number and I`ll tell you what I think of you." So if someone email you and said "my number is 63587" you would then put in your status somthing like: "63587- I think you`re a great friend."

I look like YES and you look like NO

Sorry means nothing if you`re gonna keep doing it.

Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.

Treat your girl right, or someone else will.

when the bowling ball starts moving toward the gutter, I try to use my mind to control it

Or, you know.. DON`T text back.. that`s cool too.

I`ve probably learned more from google then I have from school.

Girls never mind staying up a bit longer just to talk to a guy they love :)

Haters exist because we all need fans.