Some say the glass is half empty,some say the glass is half full.. I say "are you going to drink that?"
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Facebook status
Me:The world can`t end in 2012. Someone:Really?Why? Me:My snack bar doesn`t expire until 2013!
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it.
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Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn`t funny.
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LIKE if you have ever pushed a door that said pull.
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"Hey, i`ll be back in 5 minutes..."
In case I`m not... Just read the above sentence again." :)
In case I`m not... Just read the above sentence again." :)
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69% of people who read this think of something sexual. :)
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You can`t hurry love, you just have to wait. Love don`t come easy, it`s a game of give and take
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Life is the sum of all your choices.
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GIRLS do something special on facebook to help with Breast Cancer Awareness, this is the relationship status game You will state where you are, by posting one of the codes below. just type your 1 word response in your status box on your profile.
Blueberry: Im single
Pineapple its complicated
Raspberry: Im a touch and go woman
Apple: Engaged
Cherry: In a relationship
Banana: Im married
Avocado: Im the "other one"
Strawberry: Cant find the right one
Lemon: Wish i was single
Grape: wants to get married.
Blueberry: Im single
Pineapple its complicated
Raspberry: Im a touch and go woman
Apple: Engaged
Cherry: In a relationship
Banana: Im married
Avocado: Im the "other one"
Strawberry: Cant find the right one
Lemon: Wish i was single
Grape: wants to get married.
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