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Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Thanks.
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That Awkward Moment When your staring into space and you find yourself staring at someones face.
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I Hate it when your parents ask you to do something, then criticize how you do it.
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Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
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That one friend who is online at 4 am.
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saying "LOL" when you find something funny in real life
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I think, therefore I like
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I hate when my parents rush me to get ready but when I am they`re not
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Without school it`s really hard to know what day it is.
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