If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can count to infinity…twice.
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Today is April Fool`s day. BELIEVE NOTHING. TRUST NO ONE.
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That Awkward Moment when you walk in on a private conversation.
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That Awkward Moment when you see a ten year old with a better phone than you.
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If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder!
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BOYS, If you can’t stand women’s moodiness n women’s questions, don’t court one.
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Dear Ugly People, You’re welcome! Sincerely, Alcohol!
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Ooh, that sounds a bit harsh, I better put “lol” on the end of it.
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