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For all this time I`ve been putting this puzzles of my life, then I realized, the last piece is you.

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Love the person who deserves it, not the one who requires it.

Teacher: Molly, how can you prove the world is round? Molly: I never said it was.

the best April Fools` prank of the year: just try searching for "Helvetica" in Google right now. Go ahead. I`ll wait.

If you want me, then show it. I`m not going to wait for you for my entire life.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no CTRL Button on Chuck Norris’ Keyboard, because he is always in control.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.