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the awkward moment when your friend says... "Awe you two would be so cute together !"♥ n u both just awkwardly stand there.
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Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
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I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
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Don`t do something permanently stupid because you`re temporarily upset.
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Love yourself, and the world will love you. Respect yourself, and the world will do the same
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Osama Bin Laden - World Champion of Hide and Seek since 2001.
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S.T.R.E.S.S.----> > Shit To Remember Every Single Second
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PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS STATUS: "Why is it so hard 4 ppl to obey warnings?"
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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
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Theres a light at every end of a tunnel just pray its not a train..
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