AM I THE ONLY ONE; who thinks they look better in the mirror, before they take the picture?
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Facebook status
When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.
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It`s amazing what you can do when you try.
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Singing in the shower and wondering how your not famous yet :)
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The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it.
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True love doesan`t have a happy ending. It has NO ending <3
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I also think Facebook should change "Friends" to "People with whom I have made eye contact"
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blasting music when you`re home alone.
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"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but the answers are probably all wrong" "I don`t care, Thanks!"
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Don`t expect me to do shit for you, when you`ve done nothing for me.
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