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You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
-unknown
Life`s best lessons are learned at the worst times.
-unknown
The longer you wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when you get it.
-Anirudh
Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
-unknown
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
-unknown
Dedicated to each and every pretty girl out there - Whenever i am flirting with you, please co-operate :-)
-unknown
Whenever you feel your phone vibrate but it really didn`t you think there`s something wrong with you.
-unknown
Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing "Happy Birthday" to me?!
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Dear hair, if you just cooperated in the first place we wouldn`t have to do this the hard way. sincerely, girl with a flat iron
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she`s not turning the page. she`s writing a whole new book. and this time, she left you out. ♥
-unknown