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Before going to sleep tonight i want to take this opportunity to say that "I LOVE YOU ALL"... Good Night :)
-unknown
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
-unknown
That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while their whole hand is shoved in your mouth.
-unknown
That moment when you walk out of a movie theatre with that confused look on your face.
-unknown
"What`s wrong?" "Nothing." "Don`t lie! Why cant you just tell me?"... Cause you are the problem.
-unknown
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for. Then I remember your face and I`m ready for war.
-unknown
think of the first man who was trying to get milk from cow.......wtf was he trying to do???
-Tushar
Think of one moment in your life with me in it. Then think of a song that`s matches the moment. Comment below with the memory and the song(: ♥
-unknown
try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
-unknown
Having problems are inevitable, but being stressed out because of those problems is an option.
-unknown