Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth
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I heard you are good in Algebra. Can you substitute my X without asking Y???
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-Aldo
"You can`t have everything. Where would you put it?"
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My mom thinks WTF means "wow thats fantastic" .. Today i texted her: mom i got and A on my English test my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner
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Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %
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Don`t you hate when they`re certain parts of a movie you really want people to see, but they`re not paying attention?
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"Why do you talk so fast?" "Why do you listen so slow?"
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Walking around the house trying to find something, but then realising it is in your hand
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Your goal should be to help people. And if you can`t help them, then at least don`t hurt them.
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