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College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Dictionary is the only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad

Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
student: WOW!

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".