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is making life-altering decisions in the shower.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn`t understand the assignment. I told them they didn`t.

Hey Google.............Why don`t you let me finish what I`m typing before you start guessing after one letter.... Little cocky aren`t we?

Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?

There are only four words that so much better than I love you and those words are "I’m here to stay."

Oh I`m sorry, I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me.

Problem with girls; they love someone too much. Problem with boys; they let go too easily.

Fears are the obstacles you encounter when you stray from your goals.

I left MySpace for Facebook, and now I`m cheating on Facebook with Twitter

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.