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You can`t face the problem if the problem is your face.

The awkward moment when you`re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand their and pet the dog.

That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook.

A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare...It all depends on how you treat her!

Don`t judge my journey until you`ve walked my path.

When I tell you I love you I don`t say it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you`re the best thing that`s ever happened to me.

There`s only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words 4 you. I love you ♥

Don`t talk,if you don`t have any good things to say!!

I just realized that 40% of life, i tried being someone im not. 15%, was trying to impress someone I dont even care about. 20%, was trying to find where i belong.5% was being lonely. and 10% was nonesense. But from now on, 100% of my life is gonna be, to improve myself every single day :)

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home. :)