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i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
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if caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier why cant I??
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"money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
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Something I will never understand: Why it`s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
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the thicker your thighs are the more snacks can lay on your lap
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I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket
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LIKE IF a perfect night is shaving, putting on lace panties and a big t shirt, crawling into bed with fresh sheets, netflix and ben and jerry`s
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I just want to be toned tanned and exam free
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this summer I want to see as many sun rises and sun sets as possible with the people I cherish the most
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boys with long fingernails scare me
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