Boys have selective hearing. They really only hear what they want to hear.
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Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
-Manish
What part didn`t you understand??
-Kasun
Let`s flip a coin. If heads your mine, if tails, let`s flip again.
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Some people say that age is just a number.In China, `Too Young` is just a name.
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Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I`m ugly? Don`t look at me. Don`t know me? Don`t judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea.
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LIKE IF your weekend feels extended because you accomplished so many fantastic things.
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" LOL " is the new way of saying " I really have nothing to say. "
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When I saw your smile for the first time I thought I was in paradise.
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