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Looking at a painting in a museum and thinking, "PSSH..I could`ve done that!"
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Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back..... you know, since you`re not using it. Sincerely, _usic
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To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter!
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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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That awesome feeling when you wake up and realize you don`t have to go to school/work.
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One thing I can promise you is that when I`m with you, nobody else matters.
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There`s no such thing as a terrible person, just a person who has lost their way.
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I know I love you because your mood easily affects mine.
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Making up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you`d rather chill at home.
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People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back.
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