Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
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LIKE IF you hate it when you`re about to sleep and a horror scene flashs in your head?
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I wanna go to medical school just to be the person who yells "WE`RE LOSING HIM!
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That awkward moment when Dora the Explorer discovers google maps.
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Awkward moment, When you`re in the car, & you look at the people in thecar next to you, & they`re already looking at you
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A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey`s monkey!
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Things to do Today : 1. Think of You alot.. 2. Repeat number 1 alot :D
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Whenever I have a problem I just sing,then I realize my voice is worse than my problem
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LIKE IF you Re-reading old text messages because they make me smile.
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Don`t call yourself my true friend when you`re never there for me and I must always be there for you.
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