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When a girl gives up, it`s not because she doesn`t love you, but because she`s tired of getting hurt.
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I hate getting flashbacks from things I don`t want to remember.
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Be Different And You`ll Always Stand Out!
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I wish I didn`t have the urge to shop every single minute of my life
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i like girls that smile back when you look at them instead of just straight giving you a dirty look
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us girls, LOVE to hear every single word of why you like us, no matter how many times you`ve told us, we love to hear it over & over
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technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
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maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
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Mom: why is everything on the floor?

Me: gravity mom
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"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"

"Math."
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