Facebook status
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot? ;)
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For every girl with a broken heart, there`s a guy with a glue gun.
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It`d be alot easier if you needed me, as much as i needed you.
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The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...
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Why is it that in every love story, mom agrees and dad disagrees? It`s because mom knows what love is, and dad knows what boys are. ♥
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Never settle for less than you deserve.
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Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters
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I once loved you but now that i see what you`ve become whats the point :/
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The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)
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I have a disease. Its called awesomeness. but don`t worry it`s not contagious!
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