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Everything sucks...............................................except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
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That awkward moment when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around :P
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If you want to change your life, change your mind.
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My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
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Coming home happy. Then someone simply RUINS EVERYTHING by yelling at you.
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That moment when you realize you are in love.
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Those moments when all the thoughts you have tried so hard to forget all come rushing back to you.
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You know it`s summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is
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Last year I didn`t even know his name. But this year? I write it more then my own
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