Facebook status

I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I`d also like all this invisible shit...
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If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he`d stop saying I`m unproductive.
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If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: “GIRL”
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I`m not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat... :D
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It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.
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I just want a guy to say this to me when I`m in a situation "Don`t be afraid. I`m here."
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To have a great relationship, you have to choose being happy together instead of always having to be right.
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Best friends are like parents, you don`t like what they`re saying, but they always love you enough to tell you what`s right!
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Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you`re not one of them.
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I love ______, ______ & _____ ♥ . First three people to like this status, their names will go in the blanks [; Post this as your status and see who the lucky three are (=
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