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She said, "you`re crazy",
I said, "only for you, baby".

There can be so many people responsible for your success,
but only you are responsible for your failure.

LIKE IF : The closer you get to the bathroom, the harder it becomes to hold it in

I`m rebooting my life;
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Ctrl+Alt+Vodka

You are Notifications to my Facebook
You are Tweets to my Twitter

You are Photoes to my Instragram
You are Videos to my Youtube

You are subject to my Email
You are Messages to my Gmail

You are the one For me

hearing a guy talk about how crazy he is for a girl is probably one of my favorite things ever

don`t take your girl swimming on the first date. take her scuba diving. show her the ocean and stop worrying about her without makeup.

You are Ice to My cream
You are Night to My Dream

You are Real to my Madrid
You are Manchester to my United

You are date to my converter
You are battery to my inverter

And you the one for me ♥

I wonder when my Salary is getting as handsome as me :D

You are Notifications to my Facebook
You are Tweets to my Twitter

You are Photoes to my Instragram
You are Videos to my Youtube

You are subject to my Email
You are Messages to my Gmail

You are the one For me ♥