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I think I need glasses, cause I keep seeing alot of people with two faces.
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People might change but there are two things that you can`t change them. Their name, and the memories you`ve had with them.
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It`s not easy putting on a fake smile... Yet she`s a pro at it.
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Person: You`ve changed. You: Yes.. I can`t help it, I`m a transformer!
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Sometimes, "I`m single" means "I`m drama free" "less stressed" and "I refuse to settle for less."
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It`s better to say too much than to never say what you needed to say.
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If you leave without a reason, don`t come back with an excuse.
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Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert. Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too. lol
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Sitting down real quick to check Facebook and Twitter...an hour later, I`m still there...
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LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator, iPod & so much more.
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