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"Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere"
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The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention
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Somewhere between laughing for no reason, making fun of each other, calling each other names... I sorta fell for you.
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Dear Internet users, you`re gonna regret not reading me one day, Sincerely, Terms & Condition !
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Not having any haters is impossible because you can`t please everyone.
-Alyssa
I`m fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I`m a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, And even in both of her diaries.
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*Ignore incoming call* Next day: "Hey I called you." "Really?! Oh I didn`t get it..."
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Girls know how to fake a smile, boys know how to fake their feelings.
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Sometimes the girl who`s always been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.
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The purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete you. But to have someone whom you might share your incompleteness...
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