Facebook status

Silence & smiles are two powerful tools. Smiling is the way to "solve" problems & silence is the way to "avoid" them.

Meeting you was fait, becoming your friend was a choice...falling in love with you was out of control.

You won`t find another who loved you like I did; no one else is as blind and stupid.

Like If : you hate when you get a notification, but it turns out to be pointless -_-

I made my Facebook status: "I kissed a girl"and then I liked it...

If you`re going to be fake, just get some imaginary friends. You can do all you want to them, and it won`t affect the world around you. But never, ever fake anything to a real person. Unless you`re a freakin` magician.

Laughing at someone`s joke, not cause it was funny, but because it was JUST SO STUPID!

Deleting one `ha` from your `Hahahahaha` cause you think it`s a bit TOO much..

That awkward moment when the person you like asks you who you like.

Dude, you were so drunk you kept falling over... No I wasn`t. I was breakdancing!