Facebook status

A friend like you is worth a million dollars...So, if you don`t mind,CAN I SELL YOU? :P
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Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." Others begin with "If elected, I promise..."
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Black and White are colors, not people!!! LIKE to Stop Racism
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Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people`s excuses
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LIKE IF: When I wake up in the middle of the night, I check my phone.
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I don`t care how old I am. It`s the fu*king ice cream truck were talking about.
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The best feeling? Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep..
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I`m back.. from my Facebook vacation :)
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Everything Seems Louder When People Are Sleeping
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When an immature person gets serious you know it`s time to take cover..
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