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Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square.
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Call a girl pretty and she will remember it for 5 minutes. Call a girl ugly and she will remember it forever.
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Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
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"Mom, I’m going out" "With friends?" "No, with people i hate..."
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“Who do you like?” ``I don’t know… guess”- Am I the only one that gets pissed off when someone does this?
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People always talk about how “gamers” don`t have a life but actually, when you think about it, they have lots of lives...
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When I`m bored nobody texts me but when I`m busy my phone blows up
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"Can I see your phone?" "Uhh, hang on second" *delete delete delete* "Ok. Sure. Here you go"
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Relationships are like TATTOOS. They LOOK better than they FEEL.
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There Must Be Something Wrong With My Eyes, I Can`t Take Them Off You
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