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do u ever just think about the first time u met someone and compare it to where u guys are now and its like damn who knew this would happen
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real friends are the people you can go months without seeing, but when you do it`s like nothing has changed
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If you want me, then fight for me. Cause I`m fighting like hell for you
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if you don`t eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
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I want to meet someone who is afraid to lose me.
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why do people have to get ready for bed? i’m always ready for bed
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If you were a vegetable you`d be a cute-cumber.
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That moment when u shave ur legs and end up wearing pants
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"i like a girl with no makeup" yeah well i like a boy with no opinions so i guess we’re both disappointed
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Surely I`m not the only one who has dreams about going to city-wide amusement parks that don`t exist in real life.
-Chazz