Fever : To help cool down in case of fever, put an ice cube on the veins of your wrist or neck.
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Buying something online? Only read the reviews that gave it 3 stars. They`re usually the most honest about pros + cons.
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I`m naturally funny because my life is a joke
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my favorite hobby is forgetting to eat all day and then consuming 2000 calories in a 30 minute period
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"I have a boyfriend."
“I have a math test.”
"What?"
“Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”
“I have a math test.”
"What?"
“Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”
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Good times usually become good memories and bad times usually become good lessons.
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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
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I still have feelings for you and no matter how many times I tell myself that I`m better off without you, a part of me just won`t let go.
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why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt? the great wall of china??
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it`s okay if you don`t like me, not everyone has good taste
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