My Nan Always used to say stop biting your nails so i bite my sisters instead
-Jodie ʚϊɞ
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Daily needs:⁰90% Internet⁰5% Food⁰3% Air⁰2% Water
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COMPLICATED = I love you + You love her + She love him + He love me.
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I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. It`s like a normal shower but with me in it.
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"All you do is sit on that computer" Lies. I sit on the chair
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass.
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"I`M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer.
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LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
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Appreciate people if you want to be appreciated. Love people if you want to be loved.
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That awkward moment when your dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.
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