Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "No!" Student: "I`M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!" Teacher: "...but your a boy..."
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Facebook status
*FIRE ALARM* Teacher: "Okay children, stay in your seats just for a minute." Student: "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.."
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Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
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is likely 2 get crazzy so be careful the disease is around and is spreading rapidly!! :P
-Harshita
People always say to expect the unexpected. So if u expect the unexpected then the unexpected becomes the expected. So really your just expecting the expected.
-Poh
A dog thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. A cat thinks: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God.
-Poh
Google must be a woman, it knows everything.
-Poh
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
-Poh
How did we spend all our time before Facebook was invented? D:
-Poh
"You ask." "No, you ask!" "Will you please ask?" "Why can`t you ask?" "Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"
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