Person dies in movie; "Eh. They probably desevered it." Puppy dies in movie: "WHAT THE HECK! WHAT DID THE PUPPY DO?!"
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Beating the refresh button to death when the internet is slow.
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``Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there`s food in the fridge." "That`s not what I asked...``
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It really makes me mad when guys cheat on beautiful girls for ones that look like they belong in the zoo.
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Dear iTunes, please realize that when I put you on "shuffle" I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip... skip... skip...
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It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
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Rumors are as dumb as the people who start them, and as fake as the people who help spread them.
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The awkward moment when a teacher you don`t like says good things about you to your parents... O_O
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"Quick! Pretend you are sleeping!!!!!" This trick never gets old..
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With the right attitude, anything is possible
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