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FAMILY = father and mother I love you
-unknown
Like if you have ever done one of these things...

1. Gone up a down escalator
2. Tried to make a fish follow your finger
3. Gone in the fridge for no reason
4. Stared at someone to see if they would realize
5. Pretended to drive when in the passengers seat
6. Played air guitar madly
7. Watched water droplets fall down a window to see who would win
8. Picked everything off a pizzza
9. Laughed at a random memory
-Akhil
Best definition of EGO ! It`s a disease in which we have the tendency to keep hurting the person who cares for us ! :(
-Akhil
I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter
-unknown
"HEYY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" . " What", " Can you turn my light off?"
-unknown
TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.
-unknown
If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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-unknown
You are the sun in my day , the wind in my sky , the waves in my ocean and the beat in my heart .
-Manfred
Like if you tried going back to sleep to see If you can dream that wonderful dream again.
-unknown
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
-unknown