To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming!
-unknown
Facebook status
This is my care cup, \_/ oh look it`s empty.
-unknown
My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but then I made a Twitter account & it became a hobby.
-unknown
when a girl tells you to `have fun` that means she wants you to have a shxty time without her.
-unknown
When you accidentally make something rhyme and you`re just like :O "yo... that shxt rhymed."
-unknown
I hate how bugs have SOOOO much damn space but always decide to fly in my face.
-unknown
I Always Wanted To Be Intoxicated With The Feeling Of Love , I Just Never Thought About The Hangover .
-unknown
Officer: Did u know your back light is out
Guy: Well no sir. I dont know if you noticed... Im inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
Guy: Well no sir. I dont know if you noticed... Im inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
-Eli
Im cleaning out my friends list again.. So if you dont want to be here then "Go Away!"
-Hillary
I wonder if pilots Text while on the plane
-Bruno