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Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.
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That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.
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Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
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That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
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Sometimes I pretend that I don’t care. But really, I care more than anyone else ever will.
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Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Life would be so much easier if bad people looked bad and good people looked good.
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REMEMBER: “Losers let things happen, Winners make things happen.”
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Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
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